I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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