i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You ruined the universe
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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