i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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