i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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