Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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