On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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