Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Be still, my beating vagina.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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