I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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