like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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