just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Randomize
