We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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