when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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