I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Randomize
