sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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