i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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