What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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