I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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