Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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