Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You work out of a Hotel?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
is that a dick in a sweater?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
