May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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