He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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