FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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