Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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