how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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