We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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