Jerry, you need to find god
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Semen is not good for contacts.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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