the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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