You work out of a Hotel?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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