tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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