wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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