they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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