didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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