so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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