She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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