I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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