If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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