are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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