My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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