Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My ass is underappreciated