You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program