So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.