i think i have two assholes
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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