Buhtt sex?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she pinky promised me she was 18
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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