hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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