theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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