so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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