It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
A bitchslap is in order.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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