Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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