So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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