are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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