Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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