Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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