just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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