I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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