"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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