She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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