its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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