Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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