I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Randomize
