i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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