super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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